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Ladies and Gentlemen of the [mailing list name] list:
We at [department name] have an Incredible deal for you!
As of today, we have some lovely AirPort cards for those famous and fast iMac’s everyone once wanted. These cards will make your wire bound iMac able to connect to that new ‘wireless’ network you have heard about. The new wave is here and you can jump on with this amazing offer.
You have seen those people with those killer brick phones that don’t have wires, right? They can talk to someone that even isn’t in the same room, all without wires! These cards allow an iMac to connect and, yes, you guessed it, talk to someone or something that isn’t in the same room – all without wires.
We have a total of 16 AirPort cards free for the taking if anyone want’s / needs them. I would personally like to connect them all together and see if I can talk to someone 16 times the distance away, but with the way technology is I am sure someone has already done this and you are able to cook your lunch with it to so I offer it up to the group in hopes someone can use them in a positive way.
Shoot me an email if you can use them.
But wait, there is more! Oh, well, maybe there isn’t. Sorry.
We at [department name] have an Incredible deal for you!
As of today, we have some lovely AirPort cards for those famous and fast iMac’s everyone once wanted. These cards will make your wire bound iMac able to connect to that new ‘wireless’ network you have heard about. The new wave is here and you can jump on with this amazing offer.
You have seen those people with those killer brick phones that don’t have wires, right? They can talk to someone that even isn’t in the same room, all without wires! These cards allow an iMac to connect and, yes, you guessed it, talk to someone or something that isn’t in the same room – all without wires.
We have a total of 16 AirPort cards free for the taking if anyone want’s / needs them. I would personally like to connect them all together and see if I can talk to someone 16 times the distance away, but with the way technology is I am sure someone has already done this and you are able to cook your lunch with it to so I offer it up to the group in hopes someone can use them in a positive way.
Shoot me an email if you can use them.
But wait, there is more! Oh, well, maybe there isn’t. Sorry.
From [person’s name] on the [mailing list name] list earlier today.
